This is Why I Should Go Die in a Hole

Long story short I got sick and found an old doodle in my sketchbook of Jake being drunk and was like "wow I could make this so much better".

...and then I made it 1000x worse like god what is wrong with me why do I do these things even bwahhhhhgggffffffhfhfhieifeuucf

I don't know why I love drunk Jake but I do and it's the worst thing. Like he is an alcoholic and all but I don't talk about it much because I don't want people to think I'm promoting those kinds of life choices but just...I do like it because I'm a horrible human being ahhh. Like ffff it would be something I'd totes RP but most of my friends are like "ewwww" and I don't want to force it on people even though it's awesome fffff.

So yeh...in essence I'm the scourge of the earth and should be killed yet again hahah.

(And yes Jake is a flirty drunk and thinks everyone is "beautiful" and wants to give them hugs and smooches because he's weird...and then he also thinks he's the sexiest thing ever ffff :U)

Anyways,
this trashy doodle and drunk Jake and Kurt Davies (who regrets everything) [c] =me

I apologize for the crappy doodles I'm so bad at traditional these days auuughhhh